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hey you. haven't heard from you in a while. still alive?

yeah. still here. somewhere. howare you?

absolutely beautiful. this curse has me in tears. literal tears.

Tears? I think I almost got eaten by this super creepy lady. Other than that, yeah, sure. fun.

it's a difficult life, looking like this. was she hot? easy on the eyes? attractive? busty?

Edited 2012-01-19 06:36 (UTC)

creepy. pale. bubonic. [beat.] She was pretty though, yeah. Bit skinny, but.

Edited 2012-01-19 06:41 (UTC)

shame. whatever, better fish in the sea and better-looking women to get eaten by.

least it's not being eaten by better fish in the ocean.

definitely unappealing.

speaking of fish. hungry?

What? I mean, yeah. you?

starving. these chinese leftovers are definitely like a week old.

i'm thinking donuts. and maybe greek.

I like donuts. haven't eaten too much greek food. perry didn't like it.

then you're in for a treat. my treat.

meet me at the fountain in like ten minutes.

wait, really?

okay. do i... need anything?

i'm bored, i'm hungry, you're hungry. YES, REALLY.

don't care. just don't come naked.

[He didn't text back because he pulled on a pair of jeans and a coat and ran to the fountain to meet Tony. He was excited. and hungry. And now he's waiting.]

[And Tony is about ten minutes late, strutting as if he's totally on time, sunglasses and poshly suited for a casual lunch with his twin.]

Good, you're here. Let's go.

[He switched direction to his favorite donut shop]

[Pft, ten minutes. Harry's waited on people way longer than that anyway. He hops up - he'd been sitting on the edge of the fountain watching it - follows Tony.]

You said... donuts and greek? In that order?

Donuts first. Then a gyro.

[As adults, they can have sweets before their meals!]

I hear they came out with a new flavor, and I'm interested in trying them. Raspberry-something-or-other.

[He's skipping the idea of a raspberry hero.]

I'm good with that order. Donuts are a great appetizer. Should be little plates of those munchkin-nut things when you go to sit down at a restaurant.

That's--genius.

[Tony turns to his companion with a grin.]

I'll leave the suggestion for my favorite restaurant. Thank you, Barry.

[As already stated elsewhere, he promptly attempts to inhale the cigarette he'd started while waiting on Tony to arrive.]

It's what? What did you say?

It's-- Greek? What, you really need me to repeat myself?

[Scrunches his brow. Where is JARVIS to conveniently repeat things for him?]

[He didn't hear any Greek. What the hell. You totally just lost him.]

Greek?

[Shrugs. And into the bakery for donuts! He greets the cashier with a familiar wave- she giggles cause he's fucking charming.]

A dozen of the-- raspberry whatever. And another for my friend here.

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action. (you could not have possibly lost him faster.)

action. (tony does not like to repeat himself...)